SO WHAT?!?!?

In Japan or Germany, there'd be a term for this sort of mentality, which is "the expression of unpleasantness just to upset people". This is in the soul of most boys & American society & women especially try & beat this out of them. This harmless expression of nastiness. When i was a kid, my favorite graffiti was enormous swear words that would appear with no flair, no style, just giant letters saying "FUCK" & "SHIT" on the sides of liquor stores & the like. People who don't get this, who think that all unpleasantry is some sort of degradation of the human soul don't understand much on this earth. They must close their eyes when they see dogs gleefully eat cat shit, or when a mother fish eats her young. Or don't think too hard when they hear about all of the dinosaurs being wiped out in a relatively short period of time & the giant mammals doing the same much later. Having fathered two rambunctious boys, i learned that women giving birth frequently shit during contractions! I immediately thought that a good comic would be that they mistake the shit for the child, throw away the actual baby & raise the shit as their own. The actual human child would then grow up & seek vengeance, killing the shit child in school. The human child would then be slandered as racist. Something along these lines. When you hear these idiots speaking about "art" or about "beauty" they speak in terms that betray their completely & utterly limited faculties. Their hatred of actual existence. I've begun to run into people again who believe in "positivity" as their central motivation & expression. These are the same people who tried to send my little brother into psychiatric evaluation for drawing a picture of the devil in grade school. Who banned my zine from the anarchist centre for defending the word Bitch. NO, YOU A BITCH. End.

It's Spring Again...

Biz Markie - It's Spring Again


Vaughn Bode... wow!



The cartoon messiah speaks! Love that he's drawing the whole time, the great squeak of the markers. One of my all-time favorite people. I came to him through Bakshi's Wizards, which Bode was supposed to work on, & through his son Mark's work on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics in the late 80s & his Miami Mice series. Mark is an Oaklander, to some degree.

Paper Kills Trees #2

Paper Kills Trees #2 Edited by Kristen

Open publication - Free publishing - More modern myths

I did the cover & by gum, i see some cool stuff by fellow Eaten By Ducks Sagäuin. Check out the Paper Kills Trees blog here.

POGS

Pawg Dawg II from pARTy house on Vimeo.
The Pog Rap from Street Carnage. I declared a while ago that pogs should come back & what do you know, it's happened. It's really just the simple math of trend cycling, but pogs still haven't actually come back. They have to be in the real world, not just on the internet. Anyhow, in a depression, it's my theory that kids won't be able to afford video games anymore so they'll start buying cards, comics & pogs again. Cheap ass paper shit.

Mike's Digital Pog Page. Pretty weird & crazy. Apparently the concept came up way back in 2006, so the pog is having a hard time erupting from its trend slumber. A quick look in the google for "pog comeback" shows people calling for the comeback as early as 2005. Anyhow, regardless of whether they pick up again & kids want to play them, i can see pogs becoming a weird kind of art "calling coin" & way to spread information. So now all i have to do is find a manufacturer & get the show on the road.

SORCEROR NEWS: GAMBIANS ABDUCTED BY WITCH DOCTORS

Gambians 'taken by witch doctors' from the BBC "Overtly concerned with African witchcraft!"
Up to 1,000 Gambian villagers have been abducted by "witch doctors" to secret detention centres and forced to drink potions, a human rights group says. Amnesty International said some forced to drink the concoctions developed kidney problems, and two had died. Officials in the police, army and the president's personal protection guard had accompanied the "witch doctors" in the bizarre roundup, said witnesses. Gambia's government was unavailable to comment on the claims. The human rights group asserted that many of those abducted were elderly.

Read the whole thing here, at the jolly old BBC.

Based on a true story.

I have begun work on my first SPACE CRUISER.

THE LOST, LOST RAP: HIP HOUSE

Hip House is a truly lost, lost rap form. I was crazy into it back in the days of 1988. Especially when you had a mix that would run from acid house/early techno to hip house, something about the acid electro noise with the house piano with some stupid rap on top of it still gets me. We had a KORG M1 at the time & i learned how to play all the different parts of the songs... my entire family plays piano, most of them professionally & i seem to only be able to make techno songs, can't actually play for shit. Man, you could throw in some KLF, Edelweiss, even some of that German EBM shit & you've got the ultimate in 1988 Megamixin'.

ROCK DA HOUSE - The Beatmasters with the Cookie Crew


Hip House documentary. & house music was born. What this doesn't talk about, is how i actually made the first hip house record called "Bass House".


It Takes 2 - Rob Base & DJ EZ ROCK


Join in the Chant - Nitzer Ebb EBM is a Lost, Lost Rap all in its own. But look, we used to listen to all of this stuff together in the mix & it blended together. That's the whole concept of the good MEGAMIX & before all of these weird subgenres were taken even remotely seriously (not to imply that they are now, but they are way more distinctified), so i'd argue that if you match the beats, Nitzer Ebb works just fine along side with all of this Hip House, this is basically a rap on top of here anyhow.

Headhunter by Front 242 Same thing. Came out in 1988, how is this not a rap over house music?

BANANA UPDATE: BROWN SPOTS

Brown Spots, a portrait of Andy Warhol by Basquiat (1984). Lars Ulrich almost made me lose my interest in Basquiat, but luckily i was able to come to my senses. When a painting sells for $14 million it really does change everything. What it does not change, however, is the fact that Brown Spots is a fantastic painting & a fantastic concept. It's a shame Basquiat hasn't been here to continue his work, imagine all the stuff he'd have done from then (1988) until now! Live artists are better, as they are able to antagonize the poncy wankers that collect their work. Period. &, my son Henry's first word is quite possibly BANANA.

fight Your way to their core business - to destroy!

In the year 5012, a strange cytoplasmic creature cytoplasmic was sighted in my galaxy. It is the VAMPIRE Parasitis! A deadly, formless mass which feeds on all forms of life and assumes the mutated form of swallowed prey! VAMPIRE Parasitis has made rapid progress towards THIS HOME PLANET EARTH IN THE YEAR 1988. We have launched a comprehensive attack. But the massive VAMPIRE Parasitis crushed the entire season! A
orbiting hospital Ship is still swallowed whole - with the beautiful nun-bots on board! YOU ARE UZI REPTOID, Second Lieutenant, the sole survivor of the Force. Offside by the action of your ship's energy faulty drive, you Witnesses to the attack! But it's not too late to join the fight! Now your arms are ready and your ship was repaired! Jettison from your Space vehicles, ignite and power to zoom in VAMPIRE Parasitis "GRISTLY SURFACE." Your mission: Blast your way within VAMPIRE Parasitis nightmarish body and fight Your way to their core business - to destroy!

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY TRYING TO SUMMON WITH THESE THINGS?

THE LOST, LOST RAP: MC KINKY

There was a time when it seemed like every dance single coming out of the UK had MC KINKY on it. The vids weren't played in the states & i didn't buy music magazines (still don't) so i was eventually surprised to find out that she was white, cos she does this whole reggae style toasting rap stuff. I can't seem to find a longer list of tracks she has appeared on, or at least containing the songs that i thought she might be on as well, & it's all mixing together in the mists of time... i'm pretty sure she or someone who copied her is on some of the Madchester sound tunes, like on Happy Mondays or the Farm or wotever. However, i could be totally wrong as well! Either way, MC KINKY totally predated the pervasive introduction of toasting on American rap tracks, doing it on a stadium house track first.
EZEE POSEE - Everything Starts with an E

Erasure - Take a Chance on Me cover

Campy! Anyhow, speaking of the Madchester Sound, one might argue that alot of that stuff is a bit of the Lost, Lost Rap innit? The Happy Monday's "Step On" is a rap, a legitimately white rap as well, not white guys copying black Americans, but doing their own thing. The video rules also. Also, gotta love the house piano on there.
Happy Mondays - Step On

Happy Mondays - New Music - More Music Videos

You'll be proud to know that i was nearly expelled from school for placing, amongst other things, ecstasy references (which i still haven't done! ha ha) in the cover art for my highschool yearbook.

EACH 2: TEACH 10

The RAMM:ELL:ZEE.


"How can a government be structured straight using a symbolic code subconsciously remanipulated and its symbols do not belong to the verbal formation. To my know edge societies and disease-culture symbols have violated universal symbolic laws and shortcircuited the electromagnetic code of the Roman lettersymbols and others used to build a word, the definition of a word to build a society and then a government and a future educational process to complete universal transit system and manipulate (blood system).

To my knowledge of the symbolic codes of the alphabet’s formation, it is very much incorrect. The evolution of the Roman letter structured in the formation: ADEBRKPFLHIJTMGOQCNSVWUXYZ and the SlRPIEREULE-formated structures. The construction of most of the symbols was remanipulated subconsciously, J,U,W are conscious remanipulations. (Neutral) The borrowing of subconsciously incomplete symbolic structures (Phoenician), etc. Added to the design of the Roman letter-type, these symbols are complete due to armament-structure in design of IKONOKLAST PANZERISM. According to the degree of knowledge of the cipher, triangle and square. This is not revolution, this is evolution." ~RAMM ELL ZEE Read the whole thing HERE.




The 85%, easily led in the wrong direction hard to be led in the right direction.
The 10%, know who the True * living God is, the Sun of Man but teach a lie.
The 5%, who are the poor righteous teachers of the poor parts of the plane Earth, once known as Asia. They teach knowledge, wisdom, and understanding, which are true, undeniable facts and actions that are based within that grounding.

ENEMIES OF MAN SAY: DON'T DO IT!

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE. WHY LIVE AS A SLAVE IF YOU CAN LIVE AS A SHOGUN! IT IS TIME TO POLISH UP THOSE OLD SWORDS & TAKE THEM TO THE STREETS. TO BE A STREET SAMURAI. GET OUT THE BODYGLOVE OUTFIT, SHAVE YOURSELF A MOHAWK, GET OUT THE BOOMBOX & GO SHOW 'EM WHATCHA GOT! Britain 'nation of form fillers watched by quarter of world's CCTV cameras'
Britain has become a bureacratic and authoritarian state watched over by a quarter of the world's CCTV cameras, a study of Labour's decade in power claims. Read the whole thing at the London Telegraph site. STOP. WE USED TO MAKE FUN OF ENGLAND for being a panty-waisted bureaucracy full of soft-spoken pencil pushers & tight-assed rule followers. BUT, America has turned into this as well. At least, the non-poor/non-trashy are this way. American Society can be divided into two camps, THE TRASHEEZ & THE ANALZ. Completely & utterly useless. WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO SLAY THEM RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN' STREETZ? THE TIME FOR FASHION IS OVER. IMAGE IS ONLY AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR REALITY STARTING....


NOW!

THE LOST, LOST RAP: YOUR MOMMA'S ON CRACK ROCK

This video is really sad, you gotta feel for this poor little girl with the taunting little shits rotating around her. Still, this song is just like crackheads themselves, pitifully pathetic with just enough absurd humor to keep them stuck in the popular imagination forever. Living in Oregon, having grown up in a CRACK WAR city OAKLAND, CA, i've seen what these drugs do to people. Let me tell you, Oregon has alot of meth heads STILL, still fucking up, still covered with sores, still looking like the wicked witch of the east with those piercing eyes, pointing chins, sunken cheeks & greenish skin, plus the sulphurous smell... i'm melting! melting! It's not funny, but yet, call them THE INFECTICONS. They are like those triple transformers (train, tank, robot) but they turn from normal human to infected meth head to dumpster or garbage can or used syringe. DDDDON'T DDDDDON'T DDDDDDON'T DO IT DO IT DO IT BBBBBBABY.

CONFUSION IS AN ILLUSION. WAKE UP THE F*CK

Straight outta RAINBOW CITY. Krazy Motha-Fuc*a called UZI REPTOID, from a gang called BANANA REICH. Perforate the elasmosaurus. Rectivize the intellivision. Rotoscope the BAKSHOMETER. I just READ THE RULES & DIRECTIONS for this FORUM. FUKADOGDIX. MEGATRAX. I was contacted by VARIOUS SHADOWY PERSONAS about my INTENTION. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO NO? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOT NO? WHAT KAN YOU NO? WHEN EVERYTHING THING (nothing) is DELLEPS OUT FOR U, WHAT WOULD YOU NO ANYHOW? we were spread far & wide long ago. PERSECUTION. THE OLD CITY KICKED MY ASS OUT. YOU TALK ABOUT A GAME. SOME CALL LIFE A GAME. NO WALLS so NO FOURTH WALL CAN BE DESTROYED. INDEPENDENT OPERATORS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE INTERNET TO SPREAD BUTTER ON A DESPERATELY DRY SLICE OF THE WHITEST BREAD.
We humans have developed a trick that can identify a serpent person immediately; the guards in the human cities and fortifications required all those entering to pronounce the word KININIGIN. It is a serpent person's undoing, for that word 'could only be pronounced by human vocal cords.' There are other words of course.

Bat Cave Bananas

There's this fantastic photo of Nik Fiend with the big inflatable banana that i haven't been able to find! But, i thought it was important in the banana cultural treatise. Alien Sex Fiend represent the best of Goth, most of which is totally lame. Musically, they're a bit underwhelming for me, but as an complete package, they're great. Just great. Them & the Specimen, both Bat Cave features. Siouxsie too.

Also, why not put on some make-up & have lunch with the Specimen. You see, being in Specimen is not unlike "being a faggot". ha ha. If you don't own their first record "Batastrophe" you should pick it up, it's pure Goth Glam Rock excellence. One of my top 100 records for sure.

The Dragon Stone

Paper Kills Trees

Enter the shadow of the PYRAMIND & be transported into another dimension. Beware of the NEGROMANCER using MATH MAGIC to transfer energy & control the rainbow slimes. Enter the SFEIHT CASTLE & become part of the broader mystery.
"This stone was known to Pliny and also to the medieval alchemists, who named it draconites, dracontias, or drachates. It was reputed to be a precious stone, which could be obtained by cutting off the head of a sleeping dragon. But it becomes a gem only when a bit of the dragon's soul remains inside, and this is the 'hate of the monster as it feels itself dying." ~Jung
Spot the secret message of Conan.