Thursday, February 26, 2009


A new issue of Pipu! Pipu's Detective Agency. The pirate Charlton Barnacle's girlfriend the mermaid has gone missing & Pipu is the only one who can solve the mystery! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? You can order yours now for $2 (usa only). Color cover & interior pages are printed in exciting single (non-black) colors like those old phonebook manga. 20 pages. 5.5" x 4.25"
Pipu: Pipu's Detective Agency


A new issue of Pipu! Pipu's Detective Agency. The pirate Charlton Barnacle's girlfriend the mermaid has gone missing & Pipu is the only one who can solve the mystery! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? You can order yours now for $2 (usa only). Color cover & interior pages are printed in exciting single (non-black) colors like those old phonebook manga. 20 pages. 5.5" x 4.25"
Pipu: Pipu's Detective Agency

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Beware of the handshake that hides a SNAKE.

Smiling Faces performed by the Undisputed Truth

The truth is in the eyes
Cause the eyes don't lie, amen

Your enemy won't do you no harm
Cause you'll know where he's coming from
Don't let the handshake and the smile fool ya
Take my advice I'm only try' to school ya


Tuesday, February 17, 2009


The Obamanoids give too much evidence to the mass hypnosis & mind control techniques of the REPTILIAN SERPENT MEN.
An actor walks upon the floodlit stage of life
wearing a mask of an angel beneath a demon's gown.
Pretence smiles upon the crowded hall of life
holding out hope as bright as it is false.
Son of a woman in whose veins flows the blood
of ancient Ireland and dark Africa’s plains.
You are Obama, nick-named the standing king
You are Barack, oh, son born to deceive
The suffering hoards of Africa look up to you,
See a black saviour where nought but a Judas strides.
An entrapper of nations, bringer of dismal war
Behind the robes and the nylon wings of hope
Oh, may those who look upon you, see you as you are.
May those who hope in you behold you as you be
A prince deceitful to bring down Africa’s shrines
A siren who leads Africa’s ships onto rocks of obliteration.
Your rule my lord will not be one of peace
Your reign my king will not be one of smiles
Even as we speak in caves both dark and dank
Enraged fanatics plot your dark demise
They will put around your head a bloodwet martyr’s crown.
Oh black Kennedy following the one before
May God forgive thee and thy fiery spouse
As you walk in silence from the stage of life
Barack Obama, blessed son, Oh standing king.
~Credo Mutwa

David Icke on Barack Obama.
KRS ONE on Alex Jones

Professor Griff on Obama & more.

Monday, February 16, 2009


I'm reading this book called "Signifying Rappers" by Mark Costello & David Foster Wallace, as sent to me by NOYZBOY (THANKS!). It was published in 1990, which to me was the end of the explosive peak of Rap Music, where you had the most styles in the most high quality & the most relevance & the most saturation of the market in a meaningful way, in that it wasn't just pervasive, although it was, it was still dangerous & exciting & people were afraid of it. The book is kind of crazy, i hadn't read any starchy white intellectual/academic analysis of rap, unless you count articles in VIBE. But, despite the weirdness of looking at rap like that & their incredible ignorance of the whole thing (which might make the book better actually), they make alot of very astute observations & helped to bring this 1988 feeling way back into FULL EFFECT. Anyhow, recently KRS-One was on Alex Jones & all of these things are coming into a convergence which i'm still working on, but whatever it is, IT'S TIGHT. Like this track. I remember when it came out, i was hell of excited when Ice-T, Digital Underground, Eazy-E & yes, even MC Hammer made their appearances.

West Coast Rap All-Stars - We're All in the Same Gang

Eazy-E's rhyme is the tightest.
Last but not least, yo, Eazy's no sell-out
And if you can't hang in the streets, then get the hell out
I'm not tryin to tell ya what to do
You have your own freedom of choice who to listen to
You knew good from bad, fair from foul, right from wrong
Now your mother's singing that sad song
(My baby ain't never hurt nobody!)
But he still got smoked at Baybay's party
But you're not the first or the last
You're nothin but a short story from the past
You're dead now, not number one but a zero
Take notes from Eazy-E, the violent hero

Sunday, February 15, 2009


"I worked like a slave to become a master." ~Big Daddy Kane
The most important issue in the world today is CONTROL & the creation SLAVES. It should be argued that most Americans are SLAVES these days. Heads buried in electronic screens, ear buds pumping noise, video games controlling time, false electronic money being siphoned off constantly through a variety of nonessentials, endless bureaucratic, meaningless work with no way out, false bank ownership of outdated housing dreams, mind pacified by mood drugs, perception controlled by false edutainment streams, land, space, time, activity controlled by laws & the threat of violence or time control as prison time. You have very little control. Even without all of these extraneous attempts at control, it is difficult to have mastery over one's life, but this is the goal.
uzi reptoid
There will always be spheres of control, where you allow outside control to manage things in order to concentrate on what you have decided, but this shouldn't be in the hands of the external sinister element (SERPENT MEN). CONTROLLERS (also know as ORGANIZERS ((not unlike the KOOL-AID MAN))) will attempt to convince you that they are organizing you, not controlling you. BUT WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT IS SELF-CONTROL, SELF-DETERMINATION & SELF-ORGANIZATION. Larger organization is fine & vital, but it is GROUP THINK, & should not be confused with SELF CONTROL & ULTIMATELY, MASTERY. They will choose the "greater good" over your lonely ass every time. A BALANCE MUST BE STRUCK.
Of course, so many of us are effectively BABIES when it comes to actual CONTROL & MASTERY. I have seen many that throw away all their control mechanisms fall into total devastation & MIND DAMAGE. They are not unlike experimental monkeys let loose in the laboratory. They will end up stuck with syringes & broken glass. YOU DON'T JUMP OUT OF A CAR GOING 100 MPH. You slow it down until it stops & get out.
reptoid roller

Thursday, February 12, 2009


The research conducted here at Goblinko's BRAIN STORM has resulted in the creation of the new art project of UZI REPTOID. The UZI REPTOID is going to be exploring more abstract & psychedelic interpreting late 80s America, 16 bit video game, gangster rap, hair metal, acid house, extreme junk food, & trash occult/sci-fi paranoid schizophrenia, as projected into the future.

These heads were part of what initially triggered this whole concept. Mullet with lines will eventually become a standard hair-style, non ironically, of the true White Man. I already tell kids to not make fun of the mullet, because it's racist against white people. I'm not going to feel truly free until we get our first token white guy who listened to gangster rap & acid house in 1988, likes street fighting 16 bit video games, quotes Judge Dredd, neon Idaho, can understand what "Extreme Nachos Style" means & has a mullet with lines. That would be real Hope i can Change into.

We're working on the second large scale GOBLINKO art exhibit right now, this is an initial concept sketch of the direction we are going in.
uzi reptoid battler

Wednesday, February 11, 2009


Uzi Reptoid Sketchbook Animated
We humans have developed a trick that can identify a serpent person immediately; the guards in the human cities and fortifications required all those entering to pronounce the word KININIGIN. It is a serpent person's undoing, for that word 'could only be pronounced by human vocal cords.' There are other words of course.

"In a lush kingdom that is now the Gobi Desert, however, there lived at that time a blond, blue-eyed race of humans who had developed a super-weapon to use against the Serpent People, a weapon so powerful they did not know its full potential. But
they pointed it at the land of the Serpent People and set it off, unleashing a catastrophe that almost destroyed the world. 'The earth toppled to one side,' Doreal wrote, 'came out of balance, began to wobble and as it did so, great volcanoes broke,
mountains were pushed up, and other land masses sank beneath the waters.' The Serpent People (REPTOIDS) were wiped out. Those at home in Antarctica quickly froze to death, for they suddenly found themselves at the South Pole; the few remaining in other parts of the world were slaughtered by the more numerous remnants of the human race. There are rumors of frozen Reptoids being unearthed or uniced in the antarctic by scientists.

Meanwhile, in the now & today.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009



They would close Pandora's Box & with it, the potential of human development & expansion into space. The Reptoids hate competition.

There are seven Temples in the world, all linked together by what we call ''Thought Machines". The Thought Machines are large crystals which "transmit thoughts and mental pictures."

"I am the offspring of yesterday; the tunnels of the earth have given me birth; and I am revealed at my appointed time."

"The Great Ruler of Mars sent a fleet of spaceships to earth... They settled in Antarctica and built seven great cities there, modeled after the cities on Mars; each had a distinctive color and was called the Green City or the Blue City or the Red
City. But the greatest of all was Rainbow City, so named because it was constructed entirely of plastic of all colors of the rainbow... Under their guidance (of the Ancient Three) the colony flourished mightily.

"It was humanity's golden age, but it was not to last forever. A great catastrophe, probably a surprise attack by the Snake People, struck the earth and tipped it over on its axis. As in Doreal's history--but with the parties REVERSED--the people
of Antarctica quickly found their paradise icy and uninhabitable.

Monday, February 9, 2009


How can I contact the Ancient Three? Can I go to Rainbow City and work for the New Age? Only certain individuals had been chosen by the Three to go to Rainbow City— not because they were ‘worthy,’ but because they were needed there. Rainbow City was not open to the curious. ‘No one can buy his way into Rainbow City,’ she wrote; adding,
‘We ourselves, who are the North American spokesmen, cannot enter Rainbow City at this time. Therefore we cannot promise entry to anyone else.’

Almost everything in Rainbow City was built of plastic. W.C. wrote that the roads leading into the city ‘are paved with plastic.’ The clothing Emery and his colleagues found hanging in the ancient closets ‘is woven of a plastic thread softer than the finest modern silks, lighter in weight, and... fire proof.’

But at some point in their conquests, the ancient humans encountered the race which was to become their deadly enemy, the Snake People. The Snake People and the ancients battled for a thousand years, with the advantage passing first to one side, then to the other. But it became clear that the Snake People had won.

Saturday, February 7, 2009


I used to see the box of this movie at our totally 80s video store all the time when i was a kid & i never rented it, thus, i am semi obsessed with the idea of this movie, but i'm pretty sure it's not tight. Sort of like the box for Suburbia, which makes it look like it's all futuristic Punk, when it's about as retro-Punk as you can get. I stole this awesome photo of neon 1980s squirt guns from Narangkar's Tales from the Junk Store blog. I of course had to animate it & name it Future Kill. This is the TV show that Robocops watch while eating florescent green nachos out of a bucket. Which is awesome. If you like junk was much as i do, you'll like this blog & her husband Pete's whole oeuvre. They also live in our old apartment & run a cool gallery called Rowan Morrison. (who's Rowan Morrison?)

future kill animated

Thursday, February 5, 2009


Figured i should start making my own animated gifs if i'm going to use them in every post!
Mr. Spritzer
Mizter Spritzer (animated gif click for actual size)
"Fanatics are picturesque, mankind would rather see gestures than listen to reasons." ~Nietzsche. "

Wednesday, February 4, 2009


Why must i be like that? Why must i chase the cat? Nothing but the dog in me.
Futuristic Bow-wow.
atomic dog
The promise of the future. Atomic Dog by George Clinton

What's this? I just found a cartoon by P-Funk Marker Master Pedro Bell.