Thursday, February 25, 2010


Sean Aaberg Coloring Book
SIXTEEN PAGES OF CRAZY CHARACTERS TO COLOR! Half-size. Yours for $3 (USA price, foreign devils add a dollar)

Tuesday, February 23, 2010


Cool ass art by c'est pas faux. Imagine a whole bar done up in this theme? Yes.

Monday, February 22, 2010

John Stossel: More Anarchist Than Most

By Gavin McInnes, originally from Takimag.
The Anarchists in Vancouver are not happy about the Winter Olympics being held there and recently marched through town smashing windows, covering their faces, and yelling about everything from capitalism to the seal hunt to indigenous land. Some of their beefs are valid. The Olympics is a big waste of taxpayers’ money. The Anarchists in Vancouver are not happy about the Winter Olympics being held there and recently marched through town smashing windows, covering their faces, and yelling about everything from capitalism to the seal hunt to indigenous land. Some of their beefs are valid. The Olympics is a big waste of taxpayers’ money and in a city where one junkie dies every day, the local government could afford to be focusing on more serious problems. However, when reading the “manifestos” of today’s anarchists, one thing becomes abundantly clear, they hate capitalism more than they hate government.

I grew up going to anarchist conventions and don’t regret the various A’s I have tattooed up and down my arms in the slightest. We looked exactly like the 2010 Olympic protestors when we did things like protest outside the Chinese Embassy for China’s human rights violations in 1988. But back then, only a handful of anarchists would cover their faces. It drove us nuts because we were out there screaming about government ineptness and guys are acting like our adversary knows what he’s doing. “You realize your assumption that they are recording your face and putting you in some kind of effective database implies they know what they’re doing, right?” we’d ask them. I mean, if you’re doing something illegal, then yeah, cover your face but if you’re simply protesting, grow some balls. As Lisa Carver pointed out, “They rely on fear to do their job of censoring and fear-mongering for them.” This seemingly small detail is actually indicative of a much bigger split in the anarchist community: government aptitude.

Getting to the bottom of this split is like finding a needle in a pile of barf. Anarchist gatherings (or un-gatherings as we used to call them in an attempt to refute every possible rule you can imagine) are a great way to meet like-minded people in a convention-like atmosphere but they’re also disorganized mess of conflicting beliefs. There’s the tranny who shows up to the Sexuality Workshop and is almost killed by punk single mothers after trying to argue young children are just as sexual as adults. There’s the curiously furious men who are angered at not being allowed into the Rape Trauma Workshop because that’s sexist. There’s the guy with the Styrofoam cup and the cigarette who is booed out of the workshop for Pollution Prevention. There’s the mentally ill kid who hogs the talking stick for so long talking about his therapist, everyone eventually meanders out of the room. And finally, there’s the fucking communists. What the hell is this twerp with the Mao hat and the camo side bag adorned with a giant, red star doing at a convention for government haters? Mao killed ten times the people Hitler did and he did it trying to make the round peg of government fit in the square hole of human destiny.

I understand why Socialists are tolerated in the Anarchist Community about as much as I understand the anarchist hatred for capitalism. Even at 39-years-old I’m still arguing with my old comrades about this unresolved conflict (I gave up after seven pages because their website has too many rules). Sure, the wage discrepancy between CEOs and the factory workers is disgusting. I also hate the way big business ships in illegals and lowers the minimum wage to zero but if anyone has dealt with government at any level in their adult life, they’d realize big business is the lesser of two evils by a long shot.

It’s not just banks and the so-called “Military Industrial Complex” today’s anarchists want to destroy. It’s basically any company that employs more than 100 people. The Gap is evil because it manufactures clothes with leather and uses Third World Labor. Have any of these people tried NOT manufacturing products in China? I made some dolls for the DOs & DON’Ts a few years ago and to manufacture them in America was going to be literally fifteen times the price. In other words, impossible. Years before that I was publishing a comic book compilation and we tried to use hemp paper. We lost our shirts trying to get presses to overcome the varying thickness hemp paper provides and eventually published it on normal paper at a loss. In my early 20s, I lived in a shared house with solar power and it was like living in North Korea. If you used the washing machine that day, you could say goodbye to listening to music that night or using any outdoor lights. We were slaves to the battery. The fridge of course, was propane-powered because that would have taken a whole other roof of solar panels to fuel. Before you knock the evils of “the system,” give another avenue a go, it sucks. Of course, most of these socialist anarchists have never tried any alternative solutions. They just like smashing things. As Orwell said, “All left-wing parties in the highly industrialized countries are at bottom a sham, because they make it their business to fight against something which they do not really wish to destroy.”

Anarchists with covered faces smashing the windows of retail stores are in fact, communists. They want money out of entrepreneur’s hands and into government hands where it can rot. They advocate unions like it was the 1930s and guys with tweed caps needed to get compensation for black lung. Nice sentiment but today’s teacher’s union is the most powerful political lobby in the world and has more cronies on both the Democratic and the Republican side than any other group in Washington. These unions are essentially mobsters who shake down anyone who dares pay electricians less than $50 an hour plus time-and-a-half for overtime plus double time-and-a-half for holidays. That’s more than architects and doctors make when they start out. Is $700 a day the fair wage the anti-capitalists want for the working man? It’s more money than I ever made and I’m rich.

It’s like that seven hour argument I had with Penny Rimbaud from Crass. When I asked him why the MDC can’t blow up Mugabe the same way the Taliban nailed Massoud he said, “Zimbabwe is needed to cart diamonds out of South Africa. America needs him there the same way they need Iraq to get oil out.” Is there anything the American government does not control?

I don’t get it. If government is such a powerful monster, why do anarchists want to give it The Gap’s profits? They can’t seem to decide if the government is this elaborate network James Bond reports to or a quaint group of intellectuals who want to empower the poor. The truth is. It’s neither. They are not all-knowing; They are know nothings. They are not a “secret society” (as Crass once said) they can’t even keep an infidelity secret. Since the president got caught using a cigar as a dildo, we’ve learned: John Edwards was screwing his biographer, governor Mark Sanford was boning his Argentinean mistress, senator Larry Craig was fishing for blowjobs in the bathroom, and Spitzer was fucking prostitutes with his socks on. Politics is Hollywood for ugly people and the White House is just a big DMV with Greek columns out front.

Danny Schechter’s new book Plunder! Investigating Our Economic Calamity and the Subprime Scandal, makes it crystal clear: the government is everything bad you can say about big business but without the “employing people and manufacturing stuff” part. This sentiment is what attracted me to the anarchist movement in the first place—not Marx’s pretentious claptrap about his “dialectic.”

This is why, as an adult, I’m drawn to libertarians like John Stossel. Sure there’s flaws like a love of open borders which I see as a chance for big business to go on an exploitation bender (anarchists also want open borders which I never quite got), but Stossel’s show spends 90 percent of its time pointing out government incompetence and exposing the way they oppress us. During each episode he holds up a tiny book that’s about half the size of the communist manifesto and explains this is the bill of rights and the constitution combined. Then he shows us the endless piles of documentation the government uses for even the most insignificant rule. “This is all we need,” he says holding up the small book. That’s the closest I’ve seen to a plausible anarchist goal in America—ever.

Then Stossel gets specific. We learn about swimming pools that have diving boards revoked because of impending danger and then cause more accidents because kids no longer know where the deep end is. We hear local governments in Texas are strangling restaurants with insanity like “No Outside Dancing” laws (a bizarre rule New York’s previous mayor used to close down clubs he didn’t like). Stossel is very vocal about big money firms like Goldman Sachs and how much they’ve benefited from Obama’s new big government plans. From daycare workers being muscled into joining unions to California being bankrupted by bureaucrats, John Stossel has done more to mobilize hatred for government than any punk kid in black sweatshirt could ever hope to.

If the fashionable punks in Vancouver really cared about personal freedom and really wanted to abolish as much of the government as possible, they would swallow their prejudice, tune into Fox, get over his moustache, and take notes from the most articulate and driven anarchist in America today. In short, it’s time for crusty punks to Get Stosselized!

(I’m trademarking that so don’t even think about stealing it.)


IMG_2428, originally uploaded by Spunion2012.

The Ramm Ell Zee is one of the most important artists operating these days. He is probably the most legitimately prophetic artist i can think of, outside of Gary Panter. This is mostly because his work is completely REAL, it's as if he is bringing things into being which already existed, even though they are obviously fantastical, i wouldn't doubt the existence of ANY of his creations on other worlds, in other dimensions or whatever. I'm pretty sure he is tapping into some sort of extra-dimensional intelligences, whether they are actually external or internal. The other element that i hold artists to is VOLUME of work. VOLUME plus VARIETY of FORM is also important. He's got it all regardless. The shit is amazing.
Check it all out.

Willy Buttermilk

Willy Buttermilk
Originally uploaded by SEAN ÄABERG
My PIZZA PARTY card series is rapidly expanding. This guy is Willy Buttermilk, the world's greatest poet. His best friend is an alligator or maybe it's a crocodile. He wrote an epic poem entitled, "THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR MEETS ARSENIO HALL"

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Exile Russian Sausage Plant Tour

More. Given the dire straits of American manufacturing, i've got a major hard-on for any production operation, especially funny little ones. Soon, we'll have our own factory.

Exile Russian Mayonnaise Plant Tour

Awesome. Thanks to Il Furioso!


From his blog, "THE WARRIOR'S MACHETE".
"My name is Warrior. I live by a warrior philosophy of life conceived by unique physical life experiences, serious introspection, and many years of enlightened self-study. My Creator endowed me with naturally high testosterone levels, unusual self-discipline, stalwart refusal to compromise right with wrong, and a very low tolerance for hypocrites, liars, enablers, piecemeal practice of principle, emasculated males, political-correctness, and oppressive, anti-freedom caca that doesn’t work in the private backyard of my own individual life. I am a “Being” Created with the ability to judge, so I do. I am a male also inspired by men who have held greater ideals and have done much greater things than any of us who are living today."
"Without apology, regret or remorse, Warrior’s Machete provides lean, muscular wisdom without fat or wiggle(room) and holds ALL human beings and their ideas and their actions to a classical, times-past standard of heroism, responsibility, integrity and commonsense, and brave, bold, stout manliness." MAKES YOU WANT TO READ IT YEAH?

Not your mothers button collection

When i was a lad, EPHEMERA BUTTONS were the coolest things around. I had tons of them, they actually had phrases that matched my degree & style of weirdness. Years later, i'm making buttons, even expanding into the "weird sayings" department...

Friday, February 19, 2010

Summer Slam 92-Ultimate Warrior Vs. Macho Man Randy Savage Match Part 1

Style Icons TO THE MAX!!!


Pedro Bell on Chica-Go-Go. "Operational Crazoid From Day One." Notice Pedro Bell's denim trench coat, which is part of the EXTREME 2010 FASHION PREDICTION!!!!! There was this older bi-sexual P-Funked out black dude in my screen printing class at Laney College years ago who was also rocking a denim trench-coat, hand painted all that. The trench-coat gets a bad rap because it is worn by alot of kids who want to hide from the outside world, in the trench-coat, but at the same time, they end up standing out. I will now admit to having worn a BRIGHT PURPLE TRENCH COAT for most of my freshman year of highschool. This was not to disappear, i just loved that shit, this is before i realized that i have the same birthday as PRINCE. I also had a MULLET WITH LINES at the same time as this. EXTREME!!!

You know who also rocks the denim trench coat? THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR. I can't find a good clip of it right now, but... Here is Arsenio Hall meeting the Ultimate Warrior. EXTREEEEEMEME!!!!

Thursday, February 4, 2010


Die Antwoord is cracking open the EXTREME 2010 unlike anything else. Pretty much all it needs is to have some kind of Black Metal breakdown in the middle & it would be perfect. I could see the kids here in Eugene, not the cool kids but the general American populace making stuff like this or whatever, anything similar. Brilliant. Amazing. Record out this month.

Die Antwooord seems like the kind of music my characters would make or listen to.
Pineapple Face
masked marker blue

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Ed Roth: Model American

Originally uploaded by Joe Grippo
All of this cool ass gear that Ed "Big Daddy" Roth was making in the 60s & 70s is almost overwhelming in its pure awesomeness.