MANIFESTO FOR A REVITALIZED AMERICA
1. Disintegrate all authority based on bureaucracy. Bring back dueling & racing.
2. Make the 4th of July a week long orgy of cheap beer, all beef hot dogs, fire works, potato salad & deviled eggs culminating in a citizen's seizure of Canadian & Mexican land, using only feet & fists. It is an honor to die in this service.
3. Make babies & understand that we are born to live life to the fullest & to do otherwise is unAmerican & most likely Canadian.
4. Citizenship is granted to anyone, but be prepared to be kicked into the ocean for not being American enough.
5. Class aspiration must be discouraged as America is the land of the nitro burning hayseed billionaire with gold teeth.
6. Drive through bars.
7. The next America is outer space, it is just waiting for hyper-speed, souped-up space jalopies & hot-dog shaped space hulks drifting through the universe.
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I am down with all of that, and I can testify that Dueling is already back, only with trading card decks instead of hand pistols, same effect however, bang you are dead, 8000 attack destroys all monsters on your side of the field.
Racing, shoot, finally Ford Mustang Cobras brought Muscle cars back, with Camaros and Challengers now on the streets and in Showrooms, as for Space travel yeah, if you dont have either the Duel Terminal or a new Muscle car than I would recommend you jump a freighter to an Galaxy........
Ha ha. I guess those pencil-necked accidental Orientals do duel with their decks... & with pogs not so long ago... but what kind of scars do you get from that? Except on your ego.
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