MANIFESTO FOR A REVITALIZED AMERICA
1. Disintegrate all authority based on bureaucracy. Bring back dueling & racing.
2. Make the 4th of July a week long orgy of cheap beer, all beef hot dogs, fire works, potato salad & deviled eggs culminating in a citizen's seizure of Canadian & Mexican land, using only feet & fists. It is an honor to die in this service.
3. Make babies & understand that we are born to live life to the fullest & to do otherwise is unAmerican & most likely Canadian.
4. Citizenship is granted to anyone, but be prepared to be kicked into the ocean for not being American enough.
5. Class aspiration must be discouraged as America is the land of the nitro burning hayseed billionaire with gold teeth.
6. Drive through bars.
7. The next America is outer space, it is just waiting for hyper-speed, souped-up space jalopies & hot-dog shaped space hulks drifting through the universe.